" hhey why're you grabbing sasuke's ass!" said naruto to itachi.
*itachi glares at the blonde*
" his ass is mine!" the loud mouth continues.
*everyone's jaw in the crowds DROPS. and like. FALLS OFF*
blatant shounenai much?
cue do-it-again-yaoi-fangirl cheering.
OMG. and you know what.
WE GOT THEM TO POSE FOR US! like. ALMOST KISSING omgomgomg. i can die in peace(:
Monday, June 18, 2007
i just had the.... strangest dream. EVER. i seriously doubt it's a refelction of the thoughts my conscious mind made: I DO NOT THINK OF SUCH WEIRD THINGS. PERIOD.
but still, anyway the dreams fading fast DOZO:
i dreamt of WITCHES like. the traditional type. LONG CROOKED NOSE, BIG TOO, WITH A WART ONNIT, FACE THE COLOUR OF NAUSEATING GREEN, SHE WORE A GIANT BLACK SUNHAT WITH A POINTED TOP, AND A BIG BACK CLOAK. but! she was very kind!
and for some reason, i was chasing her, on a broomstick.
and it also involved fat policemen hooked on donuts. like. those you see in cartoons? and he chased her in a policecar, but i chased her on a broomstick. apparently i knew how to fly. and then we arrived at the witches guild. and there was a HUGE pit in it just FILLED and CRAWLING with snakes.
and the poiceman wanted to know how to fly on a broom stick. and we said(i remember this SO DARNED CLeArLY): "thrust!" -.- yes sounds soooo wrong. be he didn't know how, he didn't seem to posses very good psycho-motor skills. and so both of us kicked the brush of the broomstick. and off he went flying into the air above the snake infested pit.
not long after he face began to change, and markings started to emerge on his face. you knoe the types you see in the kabuki theatre? yeah. freaaky. they were all purple and maroon-ish. >< and then he changed into a snake!
which i'd found out from a random passerby that he'd changed into a BLACK ADDER. -.- *sweatdrop*
anywhoo. it would seem that the witch neglected to tell him that only witches would use broomsticks, for if normal humans did, they would turn into... uh... familiars. ( i think that's what they call it)
we desperately tried to get him out of the pit as we scrambled towards it roughly grabbing at any snake.
FOR SOME ASININE REASON, i saw... SAMUEl there. like. siao cow samuel from KINDERGARDEN. and he was catching snakes. like everyone around the pit [ when they appeared, i have nooo idea at all]and he caught a snake which turned into a stack of NEWSPAPERS after it was out of the pit. -.-
yes and we knew it was the policeman. taking it from samuel after sayng hello, we [i don't know who we consisted of either, there was a guy with me but i ttly cldn't see his face]proceeded to go back to.... eh shit i can't rememer either.
anywhoo when we'd gotten out of the witch's guild and we were heading for the ESCALATOR -.- i distinctly remember it looking like THE ENTRANCE TO THE MRT DIRECTLY OUTSIDE MY CHURCH. wtc?!
... damn weird right.
and since there were two escapee snakes on it, i rode on the handlerails. and jumped off from the second step to avoid collision with the snake below me.
and ran off.
that's really all i remember. i don't know WHY i was chasing the witch, nor who was with me at the guild. or... anything at all really. cept' the last bits of this slowly evanescing dream.
... will someone interpret this thing for me. or was it just my overactive imagination.
i think the whole thing lasted 2 hrs.
briefly recall waking up at 630 in the morning and drunkenly walking towards my parents' study to the sneak in a couple of hours of computer time before discovering my dad was already there -.- then i headed back to my room. and went back to sleep.
... i'm still wondering.
why SAMUEL of all people. ahahahs. weiird.
Sunday, June 17, 2007
JIN IS CRYING! like! n*insertsob*
crying! cos of some 30 yr old obaasan! ><
i don't care. DIE BITCHHH!
*rushes off to watch anego*
Friday, June 08, 2007
SOMEONE.ANYONE. SAVE ME.
omg. the camp is STIFLING. i could DIE in there. the fucking internet connection at home is DOWN. i can't log on. i can't read ffs. i can't do ANY THING AT ALL. whatthefuck.
sigh, just handed in a whole essay ont he cask of amontillado. -.= hard shit. and realised sz's classmate is in my class.
AND HIS ESSAYS ARE HELLUVA LOT BETTER THAN MINE. ><
owell. ri prefect.
anywhoo. life sucks. and so now i will indulge in some fanfiction. (:
cue sheepish smile.
Sunday, June 03, 2007
sigh. i'm in hwa chong now.
>< there's like. SO MUCH HOMEWORK. i'm finally done. everyone in class is... stoned and unresponsive. myself included. *cue sheepish smile*
james is going off to play SOCCER and everyone else is having FUN! while i slave away on my writing assignments. sigh.
owell. at least there're working comps to use(: heh.
ii'm not alone though! for today and tomorro esther dear SUFFERS! like me. she has physics. muahahha.
lunch kinda... sucked. i had to sneak off to the canteen to buy snickers. -.-
lalals. off to read something else. tata-
Wednesday, May 30, 2007
so... i was watching tv just now, and i heard this... advert:
sthsthsth XIAN DAN CHAO REN sthsth.
it was promoting the dvd release of Ultraman. you know that reaaaallly retarded looking oversized dood who's supposed to save the word from towering dinosaurs that look like they're made outta paper marche? yeah that one.
apparently, his chinese name is XIAN DAN CHAO REN.
which would literally translate into: SALTED-EGG-SUPER-MAN.
ahahahas. i nearly crapped myself laughing.
anywhoo. life has been boring this week. I WAAN GO OUT ON SUNDAYYY
ALAS! fate has other plans. i have a fucking prent-teacher-student meeting or the stupid EPGY thingum.