Wednesday, April 26, 2006
I.HATE.HA.HA URGHHHHHH i don't remember HOW i EVER felt that she was an okay teacher SHE'S A TOTAL BITCH! no, wait, bitches are FAR better. WAAY nicer. totally humane. not her. i always FRIGGIN' told her i DID NOT HAVE THE WORKSHEET. and yet, the senile ols hag INSISTS on asking me to complete the math question on the board! AHHHHHHH DAMN HER. HOPE she ROTS IN HELL with square face and shinniee BusTARDS. UGHHHHH i'm too pissed to continue in ANY coherent train of thought.
5:47 AM
Tuesday, April 25, 2006
a random post for a random day.
todae i woke up late. like... SUPER L8. like... 7 :30 late. URGH. i think i switched off my alarm to go back to sleep or something, whatever it was, i am thankful. HAHA todae is SLACK DAYYYY whoo hooo starts off with PE then comp studs then geog ( EEE) then RECESSSSS then english then CLE [ seriosuly useless shit but who cares, it's a good time to slack.] then LUNCHHHH an dthen RS! hahas you see? onli TWO PERIODS of taking notes YAYYNESS. hahas. i think i did something really right yet horribly stupid todae. when dad fetched me to school todae we bypassed the prefects on duty and i was supposed to go get the blue slip.when i got to the G.O. the place was brimming with secrestaries wanting to hand in the attendance list! i could've reached in for our class' and just mark myself THERE. but NOOOOOO i had to be a good girl [and a lazy one] and decided to approached shi jia to book me. WAH LAU. i feel super dumb now. URGHH.
for PE we had to run 2.4. TWO POINT FRICKIN FOUR. I THINK I"M GONNA FAIL MY NAPFA. i'm the unfittest person on the PLANET. well, me and sharon. by the second round [ approx. 840m] we had stiches. i mean WTH?! last year i nvr got them till the fourth round. AHHHHH my stamina's slipping. VEEEEEERYYYYY QUICKLY. DANG IT. altho we passed, we still took SUPER LONGGG SIGH. like... 14. sth DIE LA. think i'm gonna die soon. shall go swimming on saturday... hm....
after that we had comp. studs. with GAY GOH. hahas i rushed upstairs to play [ cos it's a TTLY slacker period ] but i met mr goh on the way. and guess what. HE WAS SWINGING HIS HIPS AND FIDDLING WITH THE KEYS. i was like: OMG. so gayy. the unfortunate thing was, he made us watch SPASTIC films which he claimed to have some weird filming elements of some sort. i didn't get the first one neither did i get the second. chocolates despo girls who go for beggars and bullemic girls with guys who wanna BE a gal. SO OFF POINT MANN. and at the end i had to be this talk show host on 'channel rgs' while vanessa was the star i was interviewing. THE SCRIPT WAS SHIT. OMG la. seriously, WTFH goes 'hi. i am shikaye, your citybeat host for today.' ugh. the homo has NO BRAINS. AT ALL. and there were NUMEROUS grammatical errors. the whole thing was trash. tsk. but all in all i DID get to slack. so it was okay... i guess.
next was geog. mr shiniee is SO PETTY.ugh. cos [WONDERFULL!!!! :)] mrs ho was coming back next week and i went yess he was like : shkaye don't be rude. he said the same to sharon too. WE CAN JOLLY WELL SAY ANYTHING. it's not as if it's a bad word. and you KNOW that we don;t like you. so WHAT'S THE FRIGGIN' PROB?! i bet he's just jealous we have hair and he's bald and old. HMPH.
recess was okay... normal... just like any other day...
english was quite slack too and quite enjoyable had it not been for the fact that: SQUARE FACED LIM STRIKED AGAIN. [ excuse grammatical error] URGHHHH. SHE ALWAYS PICKS ON ME. WHY WHY?! she said that teachers were complaining about mj and i ; that we were always talking in class. PURRLEASE. if they could see that then why couldn't they see that we talk cos she constantly takes my worksheets to squiggle her drawings on them. i mean SERIOUSLY.DUH. i can't stand her face. no wonder she married shiniee. they're PERFECT for each other. pple may sae that opposites attract, but cos they're SO SCREWED UP, it works for them. they're JUST AS PETTY. suckers.
oh and i can't BELIEVE i got 21 for compo. considering i wasn't putting ANY effort into writing it. i mean, the first line was : TIME IS INTANGIBLE. some philosophical crap. think i was trying to sound philo-ish. GAWD i'm going corny, think i got it from HAHA. die lar. the whole of 208 is DOOMED. we're gonna walk out CORNS. NOOOOO. okay. see? SO LAME. ugh.
after rs we were waiting outside for the classes inside to finish and in the mean time we talked [duh.] steph was saying sth abt how she used to step on her baby sis. " walk over the mountains walk over the seaaa walk over the mountains again just don't step on mieeeee" HAHAHA i laughed so hard i hadta use the lavatory. lol then i started dancing the mambo with munya hahas I CAN'T WAIT TO LEARN THE JIVEEEEE monisha said it was NICEEE... hahas
the science test was SUPER EASY. it had NOTHING to do with science. was more of an ' ability to assimilate given info. and inference' hah. weird exams.
think i've talked myself DRY.
shikaye signs offfff.
3:18 AM
Monday, April 17, 2006
UGH. i.cannot.stand.the.bitch. WTFH does she ALWAYS have a bone to pick with me?! WHAT HAVE I EVER DONE TO HER?! ugh. she INSISTS that i always use to toilet during her lesson and that i think that she's the toilet lady cos i always go " 'toilet.' and expect (her) to understand" i mean COME ON. my voice is muffled cos' i'm shielding my jogging nose from the eyes of onlookers. DUH. for a teacher she SURE IS DUMB. fuck her man. no, wait, she doesn;t deserve to be eff-ed. DAMN HER. she should BURN in the utter most depths of hell, were there's nothing but misery and PURE HELL. UGH. DAMN HER (x infinity). butt ugly square face. every day you come into class with that piece of shit and you greet us like you're superior to us in every way. STOP DECEIVING YOURSELF bitch. cos' you're every bit the low down piece of egestory material. got tired of using 'shit'. lol for those in class todae i think you know VERY WELL how unreasonable she was being. i think she can be compared to WB tho. everytime the two of them come into class it's like 'CLASH OF THE TITANS' one short, and one stick-ish. hahas. i always get a laff.
i think i feel MUCH better haha.
whee i met kenneth yesterdae at IVINS, dad was like : HI and i turned around and saw this lady in a blue shirt come up to us. apparently, she was from our church but she left a ferw years back. then she suddenly said to me: i think my son knows you. so i was like. HUH? who's your son? re: kenneth me: as in kenneth tan teck leong? re: yeahh, you want to talk to him? at that moment i saw this red blur hurry out of the restaurant. lol. him. ahah! me: okay. her: kenneth!
he hasn't changed, AT ALL. in fact, he looked kinda shorter HAHA>.< shh. lol and todae on the bus i met dao yi, hmm, grown taller, voice has broken and all, but he hasn't changed. i guess asians don't age as fast. which is good. it's like 'meet-your-p6-friends' week. it's when you don't ever get to see them again that you treasure your friends the most. hahs GETTING SOFT. EEE.
todae at french i went on a spree i think all the nanyang girls were freaked out. eheh. i was like : " WHAT'S YOUR EMAIL???" during break. hahs probably thot i was lesbo or something. lol. changed email todae.
shikaye-@hotmail.com ahah mist03was just WAAY to childish for me. hahs
hmm so ends another whacked up post from shikaye.
4:23 AM
Wednesday, April 12, 2006
haven't posted in a while. in MANY long whiles. LOL. hahas. not a lot has happened recently, the only MAJKOR event being that THE HAHA HAS STRIKED AGAIN. a few of us were at the mini-amphi, laughing and joking. it just so happened that kim (i think) was telling a REAL LAME joke. everyone broke out in sarcastic laughter. like: " HA HA HA." ya know? yeahh... it just so happened that ms ha walked by. the bi-yatch heard them and she went all ballistic thinking that they were making fun of her name. i mean PURR LEASE. we've got better things to do than THAT. and hence she requested of them for "a few" minutes during our science lesson. IT TOOK A FRIGGIN 45 MINS !!! out of a ONE HOUR PERIOD. WTF?! PLUS she specificcaky asked if stephanie was part of the group. IT SOOOOOOO VERY OBVIOUS THAT SHE'S OUT TO GET STEPH. i mean COME ON. she's showing us a WEAKNESS. what's there to be paroid about. it just goes to justify our opinion of her - crazy sad and buglie idiot. well duh. HOW INSECURE. ugh. i heard she was petitioned against once in sec one, but she was given a chance that's why they put her in sec two. [THE HORROR THE HORROR]. WE'RE GONNA DO IT, AGAIN. and this time, she is NOT gonna come back.
i mean it.
oh yah and the WEIRDEST THINGS HAPPEN. everytime i talk to meijia she'll go : AIYAH I NID TO GO SHIT BRB. then off she goes. wth man.. HAHAAH
it wld go sth like this :
mj: hallos
me: hhey
mj: [ FY ep 1 dl ]
me: YAYYY thnx
mj: *her fanous words* - SHIT. I NEED TO GO TOILET.
then WHOOSH she's gone LOL.
am i like... THE TOILET MISTRESS OR STH?! hahas ' come one come all, those in need of diarrhea' HAHAHAAHAH. sighs. feel so siao todae.
i think i'm allergic to milo leh, cos everytime i drink i'll get this horrible stomachache, then i'll rush home. WAH KAU stomach SUPER PAIN. i don't think i need eno. i'll just drink milo. UGH.
i wanted to post two days ago, but the FRIGGIN' PICS JUST WON;T LOAD !!!!! AHHHHHH i took this coa creepy pic of the enighbou's house at night. it was like... reddish and the road was empty, and it waas really blur. I SO TTLY PWN THE PHOTOGRAPHING WORLD. hahas nahs jkjk. but seriously, it was SO SCAREH. and a few more pics were my brother pitching a roll of TOILET PAPER. im beginning to think that we're the toilet siblings or something. hahas. EEEE...
[hiphop]HADLEY WON SPORTS DAY WHOOOO HOOOO hahahs three years in a row! snatched the title frm richard! haha YAYYYYY lolol. it was quite surprising that we won swim carn as well. lol. but we're not complaining. ahhas.
ending another random post by shikaye. HAHAHA - RANDOMMMMMM-
2:45 AM