Monday, May 22, 2006
RARRHH. fuck it. SOMEMORE homework. WTH?! grrr. I.HATE.HOMEWORK. just finished watching 'Keeping Mum' it's FRICKIN' nice can. hahs it's a bt this crumbling family whereby the father's a vicar, the mother's a sex-deprived housewife, the daughter's this whore, and the son is this young boy who's afraid of getting bullied by idiots in bicycles. okay. i TOTALLY sound negative todae. but whatever. live with it. hahas. owell. anyway, one dae along comes 'Rosie' a new house-keeper. she's this old grandmotherly lady that's ABSOLUTELY sweet! she has a history of killing people. i mean SO? she killed her husband -that bastard- and his lover with whom he was about to elope with. she was discovered when blood started to ooze out of her trunk and the police discovered mutilated body parts innit. i mean, she can't possibly sit idly by and just.. LET them go rite? right. so she killed them. she was then sent to this prison. they didn't allow her to keep her child-she was pregnant then- and they sent her baby [girl] to a convent school.
43 years l8er, there she is, in Little Wallop -rather stoopid name for a town if you ask me- a housekeeper of the Goodfellows -surname of Rowan ATkinson[vicar] and family-. With her appearance, comes the mysterious disappearance of people [and dogs]. the first person [well, dog] she killed was clarence, their neughbour's dog, who just WOULD NOT shut up. she kills it, thus letting Mrs Goodfellow enjoy a night of good sleep. YAYY. second person to go: Mr Brown - owner of clarence. he saw her burying his dog. third: Lance. WTH IS HE?! you ask. well, he is Mrs Goodfellow's lover. her golf-instructor-turned-lover, actually. Grace finds out BUT she doesn't do anything about it. yet. THEN while ironing one day she sees him video-recording something from behind their hedge. she goes out and knocks him out as she knows that he's filming Holly -the whorish daughter- changing. she then puts the corpse into his own car. problem solved. kinda... that would be the last body. anyway mrs good fellow soon finds out about the killings from a debate going on that was being braodcasted on a tv channel. and she sees rosie's picture. she goes ahead and searches the trunk in her room [yes, it's the same trunk.] but rosie comes in and they hide. then rosie sees them and they talk. APPARENTLY rosie is her [the mother] mom! aka. holly's granny! how.cool.is.that. very... i'd like a murdering grannie too . but i love my granny now just fine. anyway they find out and they help her dispose of the bodies... in their pool... like... lake. thing. then one day rosie leaves cos she doesn't want to burden her daughter with guilt. some months down the road, the 'lake-people' say that there's blue-green algae growing in there, blue-green algae that will endanger the lives of everyone else in the town. they say that the only way is to drain the water. it ends there. after the credits, they show the bodies of the two lake-people in the lake! whee. hahs killlll. i've left out SO MUCH. but i'm too tired to type. so check it out yourself!
ugh... back to PTs RARRh. i hate geog mann. SO UNNECCESSARY. fuck la.
sigh.... pia-ing hmwk now. when home early cos i puked blehhh... haven't eaten since. think it's stomach flu. SIGH. i have no idea why i'm swearing so much. -okay. i resolve not to swear for the rest of the year- whatever. bye.
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