Wednesday, August 02, 2006
dashing through the snow
on a pair of broken skis
tripping over logs
crashing into trees
the snow is turning red
i think he's already dead
we sent him to the hospital with stiches on his head.
HEY! christmas balls christmas balls
hanging on the wall
one big big
one small small
one like canonball!
but one ball for 50 cents
two for one dollar
buy three get one free come in all colour!
courtesy of rc.
yes. it's that song. granted it's old as hell. but who cares. i love it. i've heard ANOTHER one that's quite similiar. except it involved batman saying hello. that one was by my brother.
i just sang it to him. and he REMEMEBERED. after i sang it to him ONCE. it's surprising how all kids can remember all the random shit and forget what 2 x 4 is. it applies to me too.
" so help to reuse!
so help to reduce!
so help to recycle..."
an excerpt from the song ung by the 103-ers today. it was filled with crappy stuff about saving moter earth. but it got stuck in my head. unfortunately. i think the whole ClASS... COHORT... SCHOOL remembered. they're good eh?
so you see? random shit IS good for something afterall. we're HONING our song writing skills! we're the [crappy] SONG WRITERS OF TOMORROW! man, our generation rawks.
today in class we did ADVERTS! hahas our group was supposed to convince monks to buy HAIR GEL. pretty dumb huh. our main points were: SELF-PROTECTION. FUNKYNESS. you must be wondering how. SP: you spike your CHEST HAIR UP! then when enemies attack you HUG THEM! hahs coooool rite. and it's FUNKY to have sticky outie ARMPIT HAIR! YES IT IS!wahah. okay our arguments are whacked. but they're FUNNY OKAY.
hahs and mj's group had to try to convince pamela anderson to use a MINIMISER bra! they're drawing was sick BUT HILARIOUS! HAH. showed this women with a HUMONGOUS chest so big that they covered her FACE ahaha. 'but with MINIMISER BRA people will be able to see you! not your boobs'WTHH. hah
SPG[sound like sarong party girl huh.] SHARON PRETHI GEORGE waws SO FUNNY.
" mr president. i have a very serious matter to discuss with you. your english SUCKS."
AHAHA. they had to try to convince the president of the US to buy a DICTIONARY. lowl.
"every time you open your mouth, people all over the world start to laugh. so please do it for the sake of the world. get a dictionary."
HAHAHAAH I LOVE HER.
she's damn sarcastic. but she's funnny. infinitely so.
okay. i think i've ranted on enuff!
TOOOOOODLES!
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