Sunday, August 06, 2006
THIS POST was requested for by DEAR TIFFANY! yes yes. The really zai organist who astounded the panel with her AMAZING piano skills! and she is now an intern with the yf. i am SO PROUD OF HER.
in any case, she wanetd to know exactly WHAT conspired behind the closed doors of 208 on the 4th of August 2006 at around 12 pm. here it is.
Mrs Nelly Leslie came into class. she greeted us. we greeted her. she WHIPPED OUT HER ACTIVITY SHEET. and so the fun began.
each group was supposed to pick ONE situation to practice our persuasion techniques on.
sx's group picked 'persuade the president of the US to buy a CHambers Dictionary' and so did munya's group. MJ's group picked 'persuade pamela anderson to buy a minimiser bra' [YES. such a thing DOES exist. for unfortunate people with oversized boobs.]our group picked 'convince monks to buy hair gel'. AND LASTLY, rc's group picked 'convince jews to buy hama and hizbollah dolls'.
1)[sx's group] starring: SHARON PREETHI GEORGE [S.P.G -- hahas sarong party girl. but seriously she's nothing like that. and everyone loves her.]
" MR PRESIDENT we have a VERY important matter to discuss with you. your english SUCKS. all of your speeches are aired ACROSS THE GLOBE. do you not care about your image? everytime you open your mouth, people ALL OVER THE WORLD LAUGH. so please, buy the dictionary, if not for yourself, for us. please.'
[p.s. i don't think that's the exact argument but i've typed it out to the best of my memory. speaking of which. i don't know WHY tiff asked me to post a poat on this. it's AUDIO-VISUAL for petes' sake. anywhoo, her speech thing was PREETY DAMNED FUNNY. damn. no one vidded it. sighs.]
2)[munya's group ~ parody of the POTATO INCIDENT]
starring EVERYONE FROM THE GROUP! namely: munya, roy, steph, kalya, shu han. [sighs angel's in china.] MUNYA plays MR PRESIDENT.
she speaks like a hill-billy would, " hello little kindergardeners, i am the president of america, and i am here to test y'all on your spelling. now. cn y'all spell potato for me?"
the kindergardeners: " P.O.T.A.T.O"
P:"GOOD. now, can y'all spell POTATOES FOR ME?"
K:" P.O.T.A.T.O.E.S"
P:" now now kids, that's WRONG. obviously the word is spelled P.O.T.A.T.O.S"
*change of scene*
person of the white house:" Mr president, we have been recieving reports of what happened in the kindergarden yesterday, and we dearly beseech you to buy the dictionary."
P:" WHUT? I AM THE PRESIDENT OF TEH UNITED STATES! and i don't need no lousy dictionary."
person:" but if you buy the dictionary. you can alter it and the whole of america would know of your wonderful spelling"
3) MJ's group. starring everyone, qinyan, abu, fangyi, jo, aqi. but it was mainly mj speaking.
ON THE VISUALISER: picture of a woman with EXTREMELY LARGE BOOBS. so large that they have covered her face.
mj," HAVING BOOBS THAT ARE TOO LARGE? well, try our MINIMISER BRAS.so that people can see our FACE instead of your chest. it also serves to support your boobs so that they will not sag in the later years of your life." [ sorry, i've forgotten what she'd said... but the picture was SOOOO FUNNY. albeit a lil' perverted
4) rc's group. starring rc, nard, kahbs, mag, krystal. talking was mainly done by rc and nard.
rc/nard:" come see our newest collection of hamas and hizbollah dolls! we've got ones with hair, ones with NO HAIR, ones that have NO SKIN, ones that are PREGNANT and much much more! to vent your angerm just picture the dolls as THEM and poke to your heart's content. these dolls are a great way to DE-STRESS. right now, we're giving ALL CUSTOMERS some SPECIAL offers. BUY TWO DOLLS and get a FREE packet of NEEDLES! isn't that great.
here's an example of a VERY satisfied customer
kahbs enters:" i used to be frustrated ALL THE TIME. but now, with my new HAMAS AND HIZBOLLAH DOLLS i'm a MUCH AHPPIER PERSON! *pokes dolls with needle*"
rc/nard: "another customer!"
nard:" rarrh. i am SO FRUSTRATED! grr. OH YAH. my HAMAS AND HIZBOLLAH DOLLS! *poke poke poke* ahh. i am SO HAPPY NOW"
rc/nard:" so you SEE? it really DOES HELP! come down now!"
5) our group. starring: wanting, vanessa, me.
me:" introducing our new product: SPIKY HAIR GEL!
vanessa[the bad guy]:" WATAAAAA! *proceeds to charge at wanting*"
wanting[the monk]:"COME! *proceeds to HUG vanessa*
vanessa: *drops to the floor. DEAD*
me:" THAT is a PERFECT EXAMPLE OF what SPIKY HAIR GEL CAN DO!"
ON THE VISUALISER: *picture of monk, whose body has a line drawn across. 'before' on one side. 'after' on the other.*
me:" BEFORE he used spiky, his hair was all curled and MESSY. but NOW, he's spiked up his chest hair, AND armpit hair! now, doesn't he look FUNKY! this gell also serves other purposes. by simply smearing a layer on your head. you are providing it with EXCELLENT UV PROTECTION. to keep your scalp nice and shiny.
and ANOTHER PURPOSE! been wondering WHY the bad guy died? well, spike up your chest hair and you've got yourself some MEAN SELF PROTECTION. that's right. you heard me SELF PROTECTION! simple hug your enemies and they'll get pierced by your SHARP and UNBREAKEBLE BODY KNIVES! spike up your ARMPIT hair and you can defend yourself from the SIDES AS WELL! so come on down and get yourself some SPIKY HAIR GEL. because you know you're worth it."
[i'd liek to sat that whatever is typed here is NOT what was said on the day itself. i do NOT have a photographic memory, so you'll have to live with a half truth. the contents may have been exaggerated. courtesy of my extremely wild imagination. so there.]
n ANY CASE. that lesson is prolley one i will NEVER forget. minus some details of course, but it will stick with me nonetheless.
whelps since i'm ALREADY BLOGGING might as well crap summore.
sx's bdae party was a BLAASSTTT! we pigged out ALL DAY in front of the screen. ahahs. i really enjoyed mind hunters. i absolutely adore gore. [ heyy it isn't a sin is it.]
and there was GORE aplenty in that film! it was quite cool how the murderer was able to string the dead people up and make them into puppets. hahs. i shan't reveal too much here. yo're gonna have to watch it for yourself to find out.
i forgot to bring scary movie 4 ytd! rarrh. i was SOOO PISSED WITH MYSELF. grr. stoopid shikaye.
but the party still went REALLY WELL. hahs thanks to RC! with all her flicks. ocean's eleven and MINDHUNTERS. i played a TEENSY WEENSY bit of fooseball. twas my first time. i kept missing the darned white ball. i shall have to practice sometime. hahas.
sx'a bdae cake was GORGEOUS. and why? COS WE WERE ONNIT! hahs she soo very kindly used the class photo of us as decoration for the cake! all of us wanted to eat ourselves. haahs i couldn't be bothered. i just love cake too much. hahah.
had to take a bus home by myself. and even though it was only three stops away. it ws pre-tty freaky. the JUNGLE behind the busstop was ENSHROUDED in darkness. and i was ALONE. hahs i got home in ONE PIECE THOU. only to find my brother alone at home. sheesh.
in ANY CASE a logged on afterwards and i watched two c=videos that were recommended by RC!
the pussycat boys
SHAUN DE SOUZA.
the first vid was HORRIBLY SPASTIC AND FANTASTICALLY FUNNY. basically guys gressing scantily like the pussycat dolls and lip synching to DON'T CHA. DAMN SPASS. hahs
and the SECOND VID! was to teachers boogying the BANGHRA on RHD. they looked absolutely dumb. i guess it's normal to look a little un-coordinated the first time you do a dance you dont' know. but seriously, they looked SO SPASTIC. had a good laff.
one thing thou. WHY THE HELL did the school ask us to wear ETHNIC costumes THEN get us to dance the BANGHRA under the HOT SUN! wtffong. weeiiird.
anywhooo. i think i've ranted ENOUGH! tata.
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