Tuesday, December 19, 2006
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*cue appearance of couple caught in the throes of passion [they're not doing the dirty ... yet]*
a few seconds into their... umm... tryst, the lady's hand lands on a MACHINE next to her lover.
a coffee machine.
the camera shifts it's focus; the sleek design of the coffee maker and it's polished silver surface has you HYPNOTIZED.
i have to buy that... [repeat mantra]and you are shown the brand: LonGhines.
you are then shown a fan. it TOO is silver it's swirling blades further entrap you in hypnotic oblivion. [ wtf am i typing.]
the camera's focus shifts back to the umm... couple.
they are making out on the couch... rather... DISpassionately.
and then you hear a voice:
LonGhines.... Passion for Life.-----------------------------------------------
W.T.F?!?!
that was THE most ridiculous HOME APPLIANCE ad EVER.
like who the shit would buy electrical appliances which TTLY AID YOUR SEX LIFE. not.
... and i am NOT talking about ... *ahem* s.
i'm still laffing my head off.
hopefully i won't die of loss of head.
today was SAD. i bawled a total of THREE FUCKING TIMES cos my computer bailed on me anf it was RAINING so i cldn't swim. wtbfh.
why do i bawl?
well. put simply. i watched tv.
i swear i'm NEVER watching Star World at 12 in the afternoon EVER AGAIN.
after Pop Inc. on MTV, some weird show came on and i switched channels.
i settled for Grey's Anatomy.
it was the episode whereby Izzie tries to cook a thanksgiving dinner [with NO luck. WHATSOEVER. cos she's a baker], and none of the interns are available cept' the chinese lady [plaed by Sandra Oh] and doctor... umm.. brun.. i think.well, the black doctor. [her beau]
after her failed attempt at whipping up thanksgiving dinner, the black docter steps in. he asks for garlic, onion n many many other things. and he starts operating on the turkey. which actually means he's stuffing it. sandra oh then starts whining about the lack of liqour. and drives BACK to the hospital to help out.
George [the baby face one wahahaha.] can't make it cos his dad forced him to go TURKEY HUNTING. he's made fun of my his two older brothers and he gets rli rli pissed n wants to go home, but his dad says they can only go home after he has shot a turkey. when he FINALLY DOES, they head for their SUV and BY ACCIDENT his two older brothers shoot their dad in the ARSE. wtf. he drives his dad back to the HOSPITAL and then proceeds to remove the dart from his dad's.... posterior.
he goes out of the room the get something and when he gets back his two irritating brothers are GONE he then tell s his dad why he DOESN'T enjoy their annual turkey hunting trips: he always feels left out cos he doesn't like participating in their inane chatter about cars n such. and he complains that his brothers treat him like he's DUMB [ which he isn't. duh.] cos they call him GEORGIE.
then his father tells him: we don't treat you like you're dumb, you treat us like WE're dumb. your brothers work at deskjobs everyday, and i drive a truck. so when you managed to become a surgeon, we felt so happy. i felt like i'd done something right for once.
i can't rmbr the rest of the short speech cos i was crying. in front of the TELE.
sigh. bawlll.
i can't believe i'm bawling about a speech a man is making when his son's trying to remove a dart from his arse. it doesn't even sound funny anymore. lols.
anyway. then meredith [i think.] has to tell this patient that he's been SLEEPING for 16 years and the doctors just MISSED it, like. they think he's in a comatose state, but he isn't... n stuff.
anyway. his wife n kids have moved on and she doesn't knoe how to break it to the guy.
when she finally breaks it to him, he cries [yayu 'm not alonee.]. later on it is revealed that he has to go for a second op, to remove this bleeding blood vessel.
he has to choose: to op or NOT to op.
he comes to a decision: if my wife has moved on then so should i.
he doesn't make it out of the operating theatre.
I BAWL. AGAIN.
wtf.. la.
they then show Izzie with her dinner NICE N DONE. and then when brun asks her why she still bothers even when she can't cook, she says that ThanksGiving is one of the days whereby they can just be normal, cos noone lives or dies on their watch.
I CONTINUE CRYING. grahhhhh.
sandra oh n George show up with LIQEUR [GLORIOUS LIQEUR] and when they sit down, Izzie says: [with barely constrained fury] lets... just... eat.
Meredith doesn't go in [i forgot why] and she goes to a bar to drink.
at the end of the show, i conclude: I LIKE THIS SHOW, bt i'm never watching it again. cos i'll cry. n i don't wanna cry.
after that was Oprah Winfrey... in SOuth Africa.
apparently she went to south africa to give out presents to hte impoverished kids there.
and before i knew it... yep. i was bawling. YET AGAIN.
i won't go into detail.... i'm soo lazy heh.
and then i watched Alex Rider. which could possibly be the MOST RETARDED MOVIE EVER.
it just DIDN'T make sense.
granted the main char was shaui. but he can't act. FOR NUTS.
sucked.
but at least the movie gave me a brief reprieve. whee.
and then i decided to watch the new Andy Lau movie.
the plot line is COMPLICATING. like lotsalotsa stuff. but anyway. i cried when the girl [who was also a GENERAL btw] died.
sigh. today was such an emotional day.
all because. i.watched.the.idiot.box.
i swear, i'm never watching tv EVER again. on a tuesday afternoon.
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p/s: wait... i cried FIVE *gasp* times. not three. WTF..
signing off!
4:07 AM
