Monday, December 11, 2006
today i shall blog about something ttly random.
THE PRESENCE OF TOILET PAPER IN PUBLIC TOILETS IN CHINA.
or lack thereof.
in any case, we found TWO public toilets WITH toilet paper.
WOAH. that is saying TONNes. for some reason, public toilets Never seem to have toilet paper. wtf.
so toilet breaks would go sth like this:
shijed: MOMMY I NEED A TOILET! * does pee jig. *
mom: okayokay we'll go look for a loo okay?
shijed: *nods - and continues jig. *
shikaye: lalala... THERE!
shijed: POPO! [grandma] TOILET PAPER!!!
granny: *whips out loooooong rool of toilet paper, tears off n hands shijed* - [ i swear she's like TenTen. cept it's not kunais n shurikens frm a scroll. it's.... toilet paper.]
shijed: YAYY. *snatches toilet paper n runs off.*
-- ytd was like this:
me: ooh toilet! -[note: i have tissue with me all the time]
*steps into toilet*
... UNHOLY CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OOHHHHHMYYYYGAAAWWWWDDDDD.
*stares in shock*
t-t-they hhave TOIlet PAPER.
OMG.
MIRACULOUS.
---- lol. and yes. it rli was kinda shocking.
... ... ... ... i can't believe i'm blogging about toilet paper.
or lack thereof.
p/s: GAAAHHHH DAMNN BLOOODY*&^)&%$% SHIT!
i.am.fair. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
i resolve to swim for longer periods of time when i get back.
IN TWO DAYS. WAHAHAHAHHAHAHAS.
signing off.
shikkie!
6:43 AM
