Friday, January 19, 2007
imbackimbackimbackimbackI.AM.BACK!!!!!!!!!
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE(: i feel SO GOOD.
SOOO CLEAN.
SOOOO NOT SLASH DEPRIVED.
YAYYYYYY!
wahahas.
i rmbr telling myself that the frist thing i'd do when i get back home was to on my comp to read slash. i bathed instead xP hahas
>< today was SO STUPID AND REDUNDANT. wtf.
the people who did obs for their sl projects, planned these SUPER RETARDED station games that were COMPLETELY UNNECCESSARY. seriously, i think they just SAID obs planning cos they're lazy asswipes. obs planning is EASY like. basically you juts sign the whole cohort up for ONE COURSE! wtf!
-.- today sucked.
managed to escape the torture by saying i needed more antiseptic on my bites [WHEE WAHAHA.] miss siao was nice enough to let me go [she wanted to slack too lol.] and so i spent the whole morning 'waiting' outside the faggoty nurse's office. then chatted with shin lyn and laura about how stupid the whole course was. then came lunch; PACKAGED. wts. PACKAGED red bean and kaya buns wtf. -.-
then HOME! wheeeeee.
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lalala. the first day was boring enough - shan't continue.
and so was the second.
the THIRD DAY WAS HELL. like. H.E.L.L
we kayaked almost 20 km to the stupid bug infested sembawang campsite. -.-
i paired up with erika cos MJ had to go to s polyclinic for her flu prescription [lol. poor girl.] Mj kinda missed the whole kayaking thinga, she's damn pissed.
ANYWHO. the STUPID instructors asked me to swap places with lydia -cos apparently i'm very strong- who was carolyn's partner who was feeling EXTREMELY ILL and couldn't kayak at ALL. and so because of that we lagged behind; not even the sweepers waited for us. wts.
then carolyn wanted to shit. -.- she shat in the sea luh. and came back on board with shit filled shorts >< she then continued to complain the whole way while i paddled the two of us. honestly, i don't blame her. then she wanted to PEE -.- and went back down to pee and cleaned up her shorts. she smelled WAY better. hahas.
but she was still too tired to do ANYTHING.
that made me even MORE pissed.
-people don't wait.
-they stick me with a dying girl whom they could've brought on the friggin SPEEDBOAT. wtf.
and so i paddled. REALLY HARD. and i caught up. (: it felt SO GOOD to see the awed expressions on their faces when i passed them by in their lil boats. hahas [man i'm evil.] then i passed the navigators. and was WAY IN FRONT.
wahahahahas. love myself.
aly said:" omg you very scary you know, so small then paddle so fast like on steroids!"
wheeeeeee.
-note: i've been blog/comp/slash reprived for FIVE WHOLE FUCKING DAYS, so indulge me. -
ego moment. hahas.
then carolyn puked THREE times. >< poor thing. hahs could see all the fried bee hoon we had for breakfast. lollll.
lalalas. then after 9 hours of baking in the sweltering heat, we reached god-forsaken [it's just like. METAPHORICALLY. God doesn't forsake.] sembawang.
lucky me didn't get sunburnt . and i didn't even put on sunblock! wahahahah.
but i didn't get tanner either -.- wts.
we cooked under Orion's belt [mixed rice wheeeee] and dinner was pretty okay luh. until i twas time to SLEEP.
our tent was POORLY done. like. FLOP.
but we still slept init.
the two alys got sick [aly1 had second degree sunburns on her SCALP which caused it to crack and plasma came out >< poor girl. aly2 had an asthma attack thinga and couldn't breathe] and so they went to bed early. the awfully retarded instructors wouldn't even let them go home until we pleaded with them NON-STOP. WTF.
i seriously think obs is some torture camp.
that night i received ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY FUCKING FIVE bites. courtesy of the muthafucking sandflies residing at sembawang. GRAHHHHH.
oh how my ankles itch >< STILL.
the next day we headed back for camp1 which only took us 3 hours! cos the tide was with us.whee.
i still feel really accomplished. rowed a boat for TWO people AND bypassed like. 20 odd other boats! wahahas. in the sweltering heat, with the tide AGAINST us.
how i love myself.
(:
back at camp everyone was dizzy with relief and lucy shannin and i got really HIGH lisping. LOL.
we all felt like we were still BOBBING ... ahahahas.
then bea and lyn got hooked on RAISINS [ruixins LOL.] we finished the ENTIRE 400g package in ONE day. wahahas.
lisplisplisp.
and we found milo packets on the floor [mm.]
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tockseng[mygrp] had serene giam for our instructor. she's REALLY nice and all but shit she's fucking annoying.
she goes: girls you all go have an early night. YOU FOLLOW?
then she continues to blabber on.
likewtf?! how does that make sense... at all.
grrr. and she has the WORST pronunciation EVER. she goes: please raight your NEEM here. -.- annoying.
and when we're late she goes: please don't discount the time . you follow?
zzz. she TRIES to sound rli learned but honestly, time 'discounting' as she puts it, is being EARLY. sheesh.
but she's still the second NICEST instructor.
then there' the indecent instructor with SUPER HIGH FBTS. ahahahahahahahahs.
his grp did this song for him
:
"YOU RAISE ME UPPPPPP" *motion: pulls up pants*
"so i can go rock climbing"
blahblahblah
"YOU RAISE ME UP" *motion: pulls up pants*
"so we see more than we shouuuuuuuuuuld"
LOL!
hahas.
then there's LUM the uber LAME instructor.
he goes: "ehh females of the species! don be so guniang la! CHOPCHOPKALIPOK!!"
-.-
looking back i guess obs wasn't so hellish afterall.
but still.
p/s: I LOVE YOU TC! (:
signing off.
2:35 AM
